FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE (the book)

i am editing FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE (plan-it-x press, 5.1.12) by chris clavin

"FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE is the true story about my self and my best friend, Samantha Dorsett. It will tell the complete history of the record label that we started, Plan-it-X records. And detail the discovery of DIY punk for us. It will also focus deeply on various scams we used to get free pizza, to the extent of Sam getting caught and going to jail.

It's almost an autobiography. It's all true. It's almost a guide to starting a record label. It will be self-released and kick off a new era for plan-it-x records: PLAN-IT-X-PRESS" - chris clavin (via kickstarter)

CLICK HERE to pre-order FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE

Dear [Girl Sitting Directly Behind Me On The Megabus],

'bulk culture' published a piece by me titled 'dear [girl sitting directly behind me on the megabus],'

Crocodile: Russia's Latest Fatal Street Drug

'bulk culture' published a piece by me titled 'crocodile: russia's latest fatal street drug'

KADIAN - A Chapbook

KADIAN, a chapbook of poems by me, is now available to order for $6 via 'hiphiphooray press'

CONTENTS

12x poem by jordan castro

TO ORDER

paypal $6 to jordancastroisthepresident[at]gmail[dot]com, email for where to send cash, or click the paypal button below

KADIAN
KADIAN $6.00 USD KADIAN INT'L $9.00 USD

*includes 1x KADIAN, 1x [random assortment of personalized 'goodies']. if you can't or don't want to pay $6, but still want to read KADIAN, email jordancastroisthepresident[at]gmail[dot]com

SELECTED COVERAGE

"This is what happens when a man can no longer pretend. Castro goes for the extraordinary, this seems like a birth, a body covered in blood and placenta juice." - Noah Cicero

"Jordan Castro writes poems about drugs, technology, and disconnect. Jordan Castro clearly does not know how to function without those things, and neither do you. Jordan Castro reminds us all what it is like to be floating, functionless. Jordan Castro reminds us all that we are still shitty people. Jordan Castro may end up educating your children one day, so take proper care of him." - Brittany Wallace

"I enjoy this a lot every time I read it." - Mallory Whitten

"The poems develop a dirty photograph of a realistic and highly relatable young person struggling to find a balance between emotional integrity and deteriorating morals. Castro's work in this chapbook is unlike anything he has shown before. Kadian marks a turning point in Castro's development from a confused teenaged poet into a respectable, but still confused, grown-ass person on their way to becoming a cemented staple in the alternative literature world." - hiphiphooraypress.com

interview @ 'banango lit'

review @ 'banango lit'
review @ goodreads.com (2, 3)
review @ 'big fucking thoughts'

review @ 'what treasure map'

review @ 'vouched books'

review @ 'i am alt lit' 
review @ 'aim to kill'

coverage @ 'bulk culture'

SELECTED POEMS

'out is the only kind of nodding i do'

'love or trust no one including yourself but don't feel bad about it just accept it and move on'

'there are certain girls i went to high schooll with who i'd like to have sex with but will never have sex with and though this is a devastating truth i must accept it and move on'

PROMO PHOTOS

[OTHER]

official goodreads page
cover art by mallory whitten

*video | poem: 'CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE PEOPLE I LOVE' from KADIAN | music: 'apocalypse' - neva dinova

*to request a review copy, please e-mail jordancastroisthepresident@gmail.com

A First Hand Account of Stacey Irvine's Life-Altering Nugget Feast

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7 Ideas That Shook The Universe

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