Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Muumuu House Promotional Post

unedited gmail chat between tao lin, victoria trott, brandon gorrell and myself.

you can scroll.

for the final 'outcome' of this crisis, click here


(4) Jordan Castro,Tao,Victoria,john schwarz
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Tao Lin has joined.
Victoria Trott has joined.
Tao: sweet
Victoria: damn
Noah is not currently online.
Tao: sweet
me: 12:41
Victoria: hehe
Tao: sweet...
damnit...
Victoria: what
Tao: are you in school now victoria
Victoria: it starts tomorrow
me: Noah: i'm going to drink theraflu and hope it knocks me out so i can stop being myself and everything that concerns myself
Tao: did you shoplift from urban outfitters
Victoria: no, havent shoplifted since my parents 'found out
'
Tao: is noah having relationship problems
me: no
seems like no
Tao: what did you think of 'sarah' victoria
Victoria: she seemed good
Brandon Scott Gorrell has joined.
Victoria: damn
Tao: damn...
Brandon: hi
Victoria: sup
Tao: damn...
me: seems i felt a 'surge' of [something] 'akin' to a crew 'building'
Tao: what did lydia davis say to you
@v
Victoria: like 'hello' and 'okay'
and 'let's get the book in there'
Tao: i read that part
seems in character
Brandon: jesus fucking christ
Tao: what were her fans like
Victoria: idk
me: @b, should i delete the music from the iPod
Victoria: didnt seem 'smart' i guess
Tao: are you writing a thing for muumuu house for it
Victoria: i stopped because of it sucking
Tao: can i see what you wrote
Brandon: i dont know jordan i think my computer wont be able to read it
Victoria: ok
Brandon: or something
Victoria: will send
Tao: sweet
me: i will delete the music
Brandon: isnt that right, that when you get an ipod it cant work with another computer
victoria can i see it too
Tao: are you selling ipods or something
Victoria: ok
parts are still in 1st person
me: i sold a nano to brandon
Victoria: severely un-edited
me: or
Tao: sweet
Brandon: facebook chat is lagging my shit
me: traded
for books
Tao: sweet
me: tests tommorow
must wake up at 7
Victoria: damn
i think my first class is it 1:30
Tao: you aren't in high school anymore
?
Victoria: community college classes that will get me a hs diploma
Tao: damn...clicked it....
jesus...
Victoria: hehe
Brandon: i feel shitty
Tao: me too
me: me too
Tao: v?
Brandon: thats funny
Victoria: regular feeling
Tao: jesus...
me: congratulations
Tao: damn...
me: damn, did that sound 'spiteful'
damn
"sound"
Tao: seemed good to me
Victoria: lol
Brandon: i cut my hair myself, it looks totally gay
Tao: seemed genuine
Brandon: now
Tao: damn...
me: damn
mallory cuts my hair
Tao: post a very large photo of your face maybe
if you do it i'll do it
Brandon: clancy said i looked like a methead from virginia, or something wierd
Tao: very very large
Brandon: meth head
Victoria: cut my hair yesterday
me: noah did meth
Brandon: noah
me: cicero
Victoria: like he tried it
me: he told 'us' the story on sunday night
he smoked crystal meth out of a lightbulb and had sex with a transvestite prostitute in taiwan
Brandon: in taiwan
Tao: he was in taiwan.....
?
lol
me: damn, i meant tiawanna
or something
haha
Tao: tijuana
me: yes
Brandon: what is that
Tao: jesus...
mexico
me: i seem to be laughing
suppressing uncontrollable laughter
Tao: taiwan...jesus
taiwan is an island off china
...
Brandon: he had sex with a transvestite prostitute in tijuana
me: yes
Brandon: jesus christ
Tao: taiwan...
...
me: 'haha'
@v, b
what do you guys think of this
Tao: Zac: what do you think of jordan castro?
me: i like him
what do you think
Sent at 12:21 AM on Wednesday
Zac: i feel confused about him. he uses your voice. so do a lot of writers. i don't think ilike it when writers that aren't you use your voice.
Tao: jesus....
Victoria: hehe
me: 'hehe'
Brandon: who is zac
Tao: an internet bro...
i blocked him
me: just typed "tiwan" then "tiawana" then looked up in the chat to where tao said "taiwan..."
Tao: jesus...
Victoria: whoops
Tao: why did you type 'whoops'
Victoria: i exited gmail and came back
me: just thought "farted"
Tao: i have been farting then typing 'farted' tonight
me: in a way like i was 'sympathetically' and 'gently' 'explaining in one word' to tao that victoria obviously meant she farted
Victoria: hehe
Tao: jesus...
Victoria: @b, t hope rtf is ok
Brandon: viewing it as html
Tao: chlrois
Brandon: first thing i saw was 'wet dream'
Tao: chloris....jesus
Victoria: hehe
me: damn..
Tao: jonathan lethem...jesus
Victoria: can feel excitement as a physical sensation bc social interaction
yeah i think most people were there for him
Brandon: who is chloris
lol
me: 12:58
tests
Brandon: that seems like a really funny choice of names
Tao: jesus...soy sauce
Victoria: me
hehe
me: taiwan
i want
food
Tao: ' They smile at each other.'...jesus
me: i feel 'out of the loop'
v can you send me your thing
Tao: just fwded to you
me: thank you
Tao: you didn't request it bro
everyone else requested it
me: seems i didnt think to
Victoria: hehe bro
Tao: 'Chloris says "that would be great" despite having looked at the information on the library website already.'
Victoria: has anyone watched 'jersey shore'
Tao: jesus...
me: damn
Tao: no
me: i am to tired to 'handle all this text'
Victoria: they say bro a lot...
Brandon: im listening to odd nosdam
me: i like odd nosdam
Brandon: its making me feel bad
Tao: thinking jesus after almost every sentence
' Wednesday night, Chloris has a wet dream about someone she knows. '
jesus...
Victoria: seems funny
Brandon: im not reading the story right now
Tao: ' Her mom says something. "Do you want to go," Chloris says.'....jesus
asking the mom...jesus
me: just 'sat laptop next to me' / stared at screen / repeatedly 'prayed' for there to be pasta in my fridge tommorow / thought "i want to die" repeatedyl
Brandon: lol
me: repeatedly
Tao: jesus...
Victoria: damn
ate spaghetti for dinner
me: damn
nice
Brandon: listening to odd nosdam
Victoria: s01ep21 of
me: at lunch i ate a salad made of organic spinach, organic carrots, olives, organic broccoli, sunflower seeds, 'craisins', sesame seeds, lemon juice, and grilled marinated tofu
Victoria: 'the oc' playing 'in backround'
Tao: jesus...
Victoria: hehe
me: and
pita chips w/ hummus
Brandon: sounds mad good
Tao: 'She sees Lydia Davis's face contort into a goblin face.'
Brandon: mad good
Tao: jesus....
me: damn
Brandon: 71 return visitors today
me: damn, good job
brandon
Tao: ''Lydia Davis is a nigger-nigger''....jesus
me: since you asked me
on sunday
my avg
has 'risen' to 91
damn, nigger
Brandon: nice
One of Lydia Davis's jawns was like "CHLORIS thought had a Ph.D but Chloris didn't"
Victoria: lol i just read that sentence
used windows find and replace
i mean msword
Tao: here was a flash… it all happened so fast. jk.
kesis
Victoria: damn
Tao: jesus....
me: just texted mallory
Tao: jesus...
Brandon: just sold 'demonic males: apes and the origins of human violence"
Tao: 'Lydia Davinspiration....jesus
jesus christ re brandon
me: "in chat room w/ tao, brandon, and victoria." then typed, "we're in business" to 'seem cool' i think
i hate myself
Tao: i just laughed like a ....
something relalg b
jesus...
Victoria: hehe @j
me: we're in business..
jesus christ
Tao: jesus what's happneing
Victoria: relalg b
me: relalg b
'wtf'
didnt write a 100 pt journalism paper
neglected it
Tao: 'Chloris thinks "it's like that because you make it like that." ' jesus/lol
me: lied to teacher
must face teacher at some point
Victoria: nice
'failed' philosophy 101
bc skipped final
me: nice
Tao: seems sweet
me: last year i skipped my algebra midterm
Victoria: 'my mom is gonna be pissed'
me: to 'get high'
Brandon: there is a skateboard on craigslist which seems new for $15 dollars
me: damn
nice
Tao: who bought the demon ape book...brandon
Brandon: "Matthew Borkowski"
Tao: jesus christ..
me: jesus
borkowski
Tao: i turned off my music ~50 minutes ago
me: wish i was drunk
not listening to music
Tao: i
me: wish i was drinking beer
Tao: i kept hearing really bad things coming out of computer...
Victoria: the oc video didnt load, refreshed it now it works
me: damn, v
Tao: damn...
me: a lot of tv
Brandon: congo
Victoria: suppressing thoughts
Tao: someone
someone says bro at this restaurant
Brandon: i wrote a review of congo, its terrible
Tao: jesus christ....
me: took picture of myself just now
Tao: acn i see
me: i have been in bed
bad posture
Tao: can i see
me: 'forever'
Brandon: i cant find
find it
me: did u mean the pic
Brandon: someone actually bought the apes book
me: t
ao
Brandon: seems like that should have happened in an alternate dimension
Tao: the third time youv'e said that....
me: bukowski
Tao: no re pic
post a very ery alrge pic of your face on oyur blog joradan
and ill do it too
Brandon: i feel compelled by the idea or something
i was going to do that
Tao: extremely large and pixelated...
me: how can i make it very large
Tao: are we all going to do it then
Brandon: lets post huge pictures of our faces
Tao: you can figure out a way
me: i want to
Brandon: im excited
me: me too
Victoria: congo the michael crichton book?
Tao: thought 'lets fucking do it' in a tone of 'LETS FUCKING DO IT'
victoria, will you do it also
me: nice
Victoria: okay
Brandon: wait, how do you do that
Tao: gonna wash my face before taking a pic
me: can i take it with photo booth
Tao: feels like there's oil everywhere
Brandon: how do you get past flickrs resizing
wait
Tao: you cand o it
you can do it
Brandon: i feel worried i wont be able to do it
me: me too
Tao: you can do it....
Brandon: dude..
Tao: i lost interest i think
Victoria: hehe
Brandon: im worried
me: 'fuck'..
Victoria: im worried
Brandon: is it possible??
me: took pic
Brandon: someone tell me how to do it
ill do it
i havent taken the picture
i feel like this is a race
god damn it
Tao: you have photoshop
just enlarge it...
bros...
Brandon: i know but to post it
Tao: feels like the brandon book crisis 'all over again'
me: tao or brandon
Brandon: seems horribly complicated
Victoria: can we have similiar facial expressions
me: can i send you the pic
Tao: damnit...
me: to enlarge it
Tao: we should share our pics
me: seems i have no program
Brandon: im really worreid
Tao: damnit...
seems like chaos
Victoria: hehe
me: might smile
Victoria: feel 'a little insane'
Tao: what face are we making
Victoria: jk
me: 'neutral'
Tao: damnit...
me: should we all smile
Tao: what's happening....
Victoria: i took like 15 pictures of my face or something
me: just 'rocked head' back and forth thinking 'doo doo doo doo'
Victoria: hehe
Brandon: ive decided not to talk about what facial expression im making
me: seems goodf
good
Tao: zachary and jamie are mad drunk
i went to get kiwis
zachary called me a nigger
Victoria: feel bad about it maybe
me: 'what else is new'
t
Tao: zachary caled me a nigger
seems like all muumuu house ppl say nigger regularly
seems like a good angle
for journalists
me: once followed ~200 blacks
to try to gain an 'unnatural amt of black followers on twitter'
didnt work 'at all'
Victoria: ha
me: i have pics ready for 'whoever is ready to edit it large'
seems
we should all send to tao
to make them the same size
Tao: judt aw
thought 'noooooooooooooo'
really thought it like that
me: damn
i want to look sexually attractive
Tao: i'm going to title my post
Victoria: same
Tao: 'buy my books'
maybe...
me: same
Victoria: seems 'impossible'
Brandon: tooks some pictures of myself
two
me: i have one seemingly solid pic
Tao: gonna use a pic i took in the past
Brandon: i can enlarge your pic jordan
that seemed sexual
me: damn..
thank you
Victoria: just giggled
me: v, can i send you ~2-3 options
and you can pic the sexiest
Victoria: okay
can i use one from 1997
Tao: yeah
Brandon: i can never find where my webcam stores the photos.....
Tao: is there anything else to this gimmick...
Victoria: should i send it to someone to enlarge
me: v, attaching now
Brandon: there is not anything else to this gimmick
it seems
me: maybe
post this chat
somewhere
Tao: damn....
me: seems bad
seems
Victoria: dammit
i think i feel terrible
Tao: jesus...
me: i feel good re this
seems funny
v, sent
just say '1, 2, or 3'
Victoria: 1
me: okay
b, going to send
Brandon: im going to do something
Brandon Scott Gorrell has left.
Victoria: damn
me: damn
'wha..'
Tao: .....
me: ......
should i still send him the pic
Victoria: what should i do with mine
'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
me: 'this cant all be for nothing'
it is 1:24
Tao: can someone invite brandon
my computer is broken
You have invited Brandon to this chat.
Brandon Scott Gorrell has joined.
me: brandon
should i still send u pic
'sent anyway'
Tao: what is evertyone doing...
me: i am here
Victoria: i switch between pictures
feel 'social nervousness'
me: it is ok
'who cares'
Victoria: eddie is confronting ryan on 'the oc'
me: damn
should i go to bed
is this over
tao
brandon
Tao: i dont knw...
eating kiwis somehow
eaten 3 si far'
so far
me: seems i will feel depressed
Victoria: same
me: what
damn
..
damn
1:45
Tao: abort gimmick
me: i will stay up
til then
if we dont 'follow thru'
maybe
seems
idk
Tao: abort gimmick
me: yes
Victoria: sweet
Tao: sweet
Brandon: damn, we're aborting the gimmick
me: no
what
Tao: are ew
Brandon: just spent all this time enlarging my face
me: i dont want to
damn
good
Victoria: damn
just exited all the picture windows
me: i sent b my pic
i am still in
Victoria: can i send you mine too b
me: re gimmick
Brandon: yes
Tao: abort gimmick
me: damn
..
Brandon: lol
Tao: laughing like a jackass
Victoria: uh-oh
me: hehe
jackass
damn
Tao: the animal
Victoria: my sister had a baby today
me: jesus
Sent at 1:31 AM on Wednesday
me: just thought
Tao: abort gimmick...
me: damn
Brandon: im going to go smoke a cigarette
life is bleak
me: brandon sent me my enlarged picture
Victoria: should i join the marines
me: it is very funny
Tao: let me see
send ot tp me
me: sent
Victoria: is brandon moving to s america
me: i amgoig to fuck my tests up
1:34
Tao: jesus
yeah
me: 7 oclock
Tao: i feel...bleak
me: damn
1:45 is my limit
just thought 'any last words'
Tao: no limit...
Victoria: feel bad
how u feel j
me: feel let down
re gimmick not working
or like
felt momentarily excited
feel bad again
Tao: ...da,da,da.,d
me: i hate being alive
Victoria: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Tao: i posted
the picture didn't show up.....
Victoria: just had an urge to comment '1111111111111111111111111'
imagined zachary doing that, brandon not doing that
me: ...
damn
going to post
Tao: what do i need to title this post
me: idk
Victoria: ur mom
Brandon: zachary?
Victoria: german
Brandon: goddamn cigarets..
Tao: i posted...
but i'm deleting...
me: should i post
Tao: yeah
Brandon: some bro bought 35 books from me
me: are you going to
Brandon: he has a funny twitter
me: i do not want to be the only one
Victoria: damn
how much money did he give you
me: 5 minutes
Tao: 35 books
did anyone see my post by chance
Brandon: alot
me: no
Brandon: i think maybe $160 i cant rmemeber
Tao: how much
Victoria: i saw it
me: am i going to be the only one
Tao: jesus christ...
Victoria: saved the picture 'for some reason'
me: i feel frantic
i could add them here
there
Brandon: seems like im going to bail on this gimmick, there's too much group dissent
yeah do that
Tao: jesus christ...
Brandon: i made a special one
Tao: let me see
Brandon: of my face
me: 4
Brandon: post it on author photos
Tao: i dont want to spend time on author photos
Victoria: want to type 'groups are weird'
Brandon: i cant remember where i saved it
Tao: thought '...or do i'
Victoria: hehe
me: haha
3
Tao: damn, strong response
feel proud
Victoria: lol
Tao: jesus...
jesus...
me: 'if i post will you post'
Brandon: post it on author photos
Victoria: does everyone have a mac
Tao: what the hellis happening
brandon doesnt i htnk
Brandon: i have an HP
Tao: hp
me: i do
2
Brandon: hewlitt packard
Victoria: me too
Brandon: hewlieet
Tao: what are you talking about
all three of you have hps
Victoria: for real
Tao: is this real...
Victoria: tao you have a mac????????
Tao: i dont believe this
yeah
me: i have a mac
macbook pro
Victoria: 1/2 mac
1/2 gimmick
me: 'damn'
1
'jesus christ'
Brandon: chelsea minnis for muumuu..
did she ask that?
Tao: hehehe............
Victoria: lol
Tao: no
me: who is chelsea minnis
Tao: it was just an idea...
Brandon: who suggested that
yourself
Tao: jesus fucking chrsit re email
Brandon: i know
Tao: i suggested that bro...
me: keep thinking
'publish me, god damn it'
Tao: jesus curk
fucking christ
Brandon: curk
Tao: jesus....
Victoria: love jesus
Brandon: just typed 'dj berndt' then deleted it
Tao: i loked at my screen shot
me: 'damn'
Tao: for a long time
me: me too
Tao: thinking it was my real screen
things weren't moving
me: tao i was staring
jesus
1:46
Tao: jesus...
Victoria: uh-oh
Tao: jesus, which screen is the real screen
Victoria: think i just thought 'staaaaaaaaaaay jordan'
me: i feel sad
Tao: just stay bro
Brandon: are you posting my photo on author photos @tao, i hope so
Tao: we should all take screen shots
me: idk how
Tao: ill save it for when i 'get on' authorphotos
Brandon: god damn it....................................................
Tao: jordan
hold 'command and 'shift'
'command' and 'shift'
then push '4'
then drag
Brandon: bro he doesnt have a mac
you press...
me: yes i do
Brandon: control
me: i have a mac
Brandon: damn
Tao: shuld o post a
me: it worked
Tao: should we pos screen shots
seeems interesting
Brandon: seems like a worse idea than the previous gimmick
Victoria: lol
Tao: seems like i'm just saying anything
Victoria: feel bad that i took a screenshot
Brandon: lol
Tao: can i see your sceren shots
me: i took a screenshot
Victoria: dont know where to upload it
Tao: ill willing to post all your sreen shots
on my blog
me: okay
Tao: ill post all your screen shots on my blog
and link your blogs
me: damn
excited
Tao: i'm
Brandon: can you link my face picture instead of my screen shot
Tao: i mean, ill need to think first
Brandon: i feel averse to a screenshot
Tao: no, it has to be a screen show
showing some of your gmail
showing your gmail
me: you could
post our faces
too
in like
a thing
like
Tao: no, i'm thinking four photos
me: faces next to shots
Tao: click to enlarge
damnit...no
me: okay
okay
Tao: bradon...
send me your screen shots
Brandon: i thought "do i really want to be a part of this"
Tao: i think i reconsidered
me: just 'scanned' my gmail for potentially embarrasing things
damn
Victoria: lol
'feelin pretty fucked'
Tao: jesus your screen is a lot bigger than mine
jordan
you have a pro...jesus
Victoria: do you still want screen shot
Tao: yeah
send me
Brandon: i feel destined to join now
god damn it
Victoria: wait, i want to see everyones
can u fwd
Tao: this seems like a good idea...brandon....
me: yes
brandon 'how can you lose'
Brandon: im not sure how to take screenshots
Tao: jesus...
google it
Brandon: just kidding
me: seems really good that in my screenshot 'yall' are 'begging me to stay'
hehe
Tao: lol...just saw oyur face in bottom right of screen jordan
Victoria: hehe
me: heheh
Tao: i laughed like a .... hyena maybe
me: damn, nice
Tao: damn, did you ignore richard
me: what
Tao: brittnay's phone number lol
me: haha
Brandon: richard
Tao: lol victoria saying 'seems sweet that you said 'i feel retarded'
Brandon: meg pokrass' facebook message to me is on there
Tao: sweet....
email your screenshot brandon
Brandon: i did
Tao: jseus christ...victoria
me: does mine seem uninteresting
damn
Victoria: listening to beauty and the beast soundtrack
me: "wearing a vneck i have been afraid to wear because of 'chacne' 'fuck the world.."
to mal
damn
Brandon: i didnt realize my name appeared as 'Brandon Scott Gorrell' on gmail chat
that seems troubling
jesus christ
me: victoria
brandon
Tao: meg programms.
me: can i see youra
Victoria: to me it is Brandon Gorrell
me: yours
Tao: meg pograss, im laughing
jesus... am i doing this
does someone else want to do this
me: 'no'
seems
Brandon: i did it
Tao: someone else do it, ill newsfeed it
and tweet it
Brandon: god damn it
Tao: should i...
Brandon: im not doing
it
Tao: i dont know what to do
me: seems tao's the only one with enough 'leverage' to do this
Tao: ill fucking do it
me: seems you'd be 'repping your crew'
to
to some degree
Victoria: daaamn
me: promoting muumuuhouse
Tao: i need support though
i;m fucking doing it
me: i will 'do everything in my power' to 'get the word out'
Brandon: do it bro...
Tao: im fucking doing it
i just need to go do it
Victoria: just do it bro
Tao: how do i do this...
Brandon: im drinking heniken.....
Victoria: my eyes keep watering
Tao: feel like my screen looks the best
me: i agree
Tao: cant believe im doing this
me: seems mine looks bad
Tao: seems bad for my blog
Brandon: damn, elizabeth email is in the screenshot with you included
god damn it
me: damn, v, is that dinosaurs
Tao: jesus...where
Victoria: what
Tao: im doing it right now
me: seems potentially interesting
ppl will feel interested
maybe
Tao: im fucking doing this
me: in 'peeping' everyones emails
Victoria: what
dinosaurs
me: my neck feels broken
Victoria: 'shit'
Tao: if someone posted this chat also
i could link to that....
Victoria: lol...
me: i will possibly post this chat tommorow
Brandon: im worried
me: seems i maybe would
like
a part
the most hectice
or something
damn
hectic
Victoria: shit
Tao: trying to fucking do this
Brandon: i think my screen looks good
Tao: i think the macs look good
me: nice
Brandon: my screen looks good
Tao: the pcs lok pixelated
Victoria: daaamn
me: 1:59
Tao: cant believe im doign this hsit
Victoria: does anyone feel good
me: keep debating tweeting the time
i feel okay
Tao: pressured into doing this
me: dont feel pressured
Victoria: do it bro
me: or
Victoria: just do it
me: yeah
do it
Tao: ca n you post the chat jordan
so i can link it
me: right now?
Tao: do it...bro
Victoria: actually think it would be bad to do it
Tao: yeah
me: yes
Tao: be bad to do what
Victoria: the screenshots
me: why
Victoria Trott has left.
Tao: lol
me: 'wha...'
should i post entre chat
or a segment
Tao: i dont know.....
Brandon: friday night
heineken...
Tao: jesus...
me: 'wha..'
it is not friday
Tao: brandon
Brandon: what
Tao: is this a good idea
Brandon: friday night
Tao: has anyoen thoughta bout victoria
Brandon: i feel that its not a good idea
Tao: seems like we just forgot her immediately
me: have been entirely thinking about me and my post
and friday night
wtf..
Brandon: im listening to odd nosdam
Tao: what should i do...jesus
You have invited Victoria to this chat.
Victoria Trott has joined.
Brandon: did victoria leave
Victoria: 'whew'
me: hahhaha
re
brandon
Tao: what should i fucking do...damnit...
me: knowing people
post
Tao: huh
me: should i post this whole chat
i need help
input
Tao: yeah
me: seems so long
Tao: what should i fucking do...
Brandon: tao, do it
me: will anyone read all of this
Brandon: jordan do it
me: tao, do it
okay
Tao: you opposed it brandon...jesus...
Brandon: seems like it will just be more hits
it doesnt matter
Tao: do it jordan
i can delete it later
we can delete it later
Brandon: honestly feels like it doesnt matter
Tao: after we harness the hits
Brandon: yeah
there will be hits
harvest them
me: yes
okay
Tao: it;s just to harnest the hits
me: yes
okay
good
Tao: jesus, is harnest even a word
Brandon: just do it and delete it whenever
its not dude
Tao: damn....
me: laughing
2:05
Tao: seems like i mixed up josh hartness with harvest
josh harnett
me: when should i post
at what point
now?
Tao: i just aughed a lot and hurt my chest
john schwarz (johnschwarzorz@gmail.com) has joined.
me: me too
Tao: post it...jesuss....
me: 'whaa..'
Tao: just post all of it now
me: okay
Brandon: john
Tao: but make sure it formats so oyu can read it
me: how do i do that
Tao: copy....
Victoria: google imaged john schwarz
john schwarz: hey
broz
Tao: i dont know exactly
Brandon: john
Tao: make it look like on muumuu house
you can read the chats
Brandon: everyone say hi to john
me: hi john
john schwarz: chat goes back a few lines
Tao: john
Victoria: hello
Brandon: john is cool
Tao: i need support if i amm to do this
via twitter...etc.
john schwarz: what is this chat about?
me: yes
tao
Victoria: what
john schwarz: great
good topic
Victoria: i have 11 followers
me: how do you get it to look on muumuuhouse
Tao: need to get a htmlgiant link
Brandon: the chat seems not about anything
Tao: or it's all for nothing
i dont know
just try to do it
Brandon: i dont know if i should have invited you, im feeling regret
john, makena invited me to get an apt with him in buenos aires..
john schwarz: ill not contribute because i am 75% afk
me: how do you 'select all'
on a mac
Brandon: seems good
john schwarz: command a
Tao: im fucking doing this....
Brandon: john helped me make the tv episodes bros
john schwarz: like windows
Brandon: is anyone listening to me
god damn it
Victoria: dont even know what tv episode
Tao: seems stupid of me to do this
john schwarz: let's move to south a
Brandon: im moving there soon, why dont you get a job in SA instead of spain ...
Victoria: why are you moving to s amer
Brandon: becauase
im not srue
john schwarz: ill go to spain to brush up on some spanish
then use it in sa
Brandon: that is good
im leaving soon
end of feb
Tao: what is this shit....
Victoria: do you have a place to live already
Brandon: v, not really no but a friend that is there that wants to have an apt
maybe
me: wtf...
Brandon: i am just traveling
me: i am pissed
Brandon: is something wrong
332 hits today
me: cant copy and paste the text to look like muumuu
Victoria: damn
Tao: i cant find someone's screen shot
me: whos
tao
should we calmly do this tommorow
since we are the 'posters'
we need to do this for hits
Brandon: i feel glad its out of my hands
me: i need to boost career
re hits
Tao: ...
what is ...
happening
Victoria: ...
me: 'bbc'
tao
Brandon: it would be good to have drugs right now
me: should we post tommorow
i agree
Tao: i keep messing up....god damn it....
me: or now
Tao: i cant handle 4 different pics...
keep uploaind ght esame tino
now...
Brandon: that is confusing
Tao: why would someone post this...
me: 'damn'
think i may have found something cool
damn
damn
tao
i am going to post this
quickly
then delete
so you can see the format
check this out
ready?
Tao: ok
me: posting
seems i need to eliminate the white space
but do you see
also need to make it
not centered
u can scroll
Tao: im trying
Brandon: Ina: how do you feel today?
me: hi, i feel fine
do you want to join a group chat
with me and some internet people
Ina: ?
what?
me: a group chat
Ina: what people?
me: i dont know
tao and some muumuu house people
also john is there but he is away from his computer
this is what i've been doing with my night
Tao: jesus christ it messes up my screen
she still talks to you....
me: deleted it
i feel so bad
Brandon: we talk alot
me: i feel terrible
Tao: tonight seems incredibly bad
and misguided
me: ...
2:17
tests
Tao: are you posting it...
me: i needed to fix the problematic parts
h.o
Brandon: john
john..
me: going to call it
muumuuhouse promotional post
or
hm
what should i call it
Tao: what is this this...
Brandon: ina is going away for the weekend to a 'wellness thing'
and doesnt want to join the chat
Tao: seems narcisccistic
this post...
me: 'muumuuhouse crisis'
Victoria: sort of
me: 'harness the hits' and bail
Tao: brandon...
Victoria: feel urges to type non sequiturs
Brandon: hey bro..
Tao: i fucking published it
Brandon: ill link those things in like 2 days if their still up
book sale needs to stay on top
me: does the white ruin it
Tao: the screens are fucking different sizes
Brandon: jordan
me: yes
Tao: damnit...
Brandon: you just posted that
its
damn, i am confused
me: what
Victoria: brandon do you gchat with noah often
Brandon Scott Gorrell has left.
Brandon is typing