a short fiction ebook of mine has been published by pangur ban party. it is called "orientation". it contains ~1,500 words. it is my first piece of short fiction.
"ORIENTATION"
"ORIENTATION"
"ORIENTATION"
[other stuff]
- 'think tank for human beings in general' / $3 / 18 poems
- interview / 'shitstorm' potential
- picture of a giant salad that i ate yesterday
- forthcoming poetry collection on "wtfpwm"
- jordancastroisthepresident@gmail.com
Monday, November 23, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Two Part Poem
Bottled Water pt. 1
just felt an uncontrollable urge to drink bottled water
like, a “dank ass bottle of water to settle my nerves”
like, “small scale environmental destruction to increase power levels and quench my
just felt an uncontrollable urge to drink bottled water
like, a “dank ass bottle of water to settle my nerves”
like, “small scale environmental destruction to increase power levels and quench my
fucking thirst”
like, a “dank ass bottle of destruction to quench my nerves”
not sure what i am going to do
i am an indecisive pussy with no ambition or initiative
will probably just get water from the sink
will probably pussy out ‘like a faggot’ and just get water from the sink
Bottled Water pt. 2
SUMMARY – nestle seems to be ‘by far’ the best choice if one is going to drink bottled water produced by major corporations. i think “target” has a generic brand that tastes pretty good. just remembered that. aquafina seems really bad. causes cancer, maybe. unsure. feel like it would cause [something] to happen if drunk on a regular basis. over n out.
like, a “dank ass bottle of destruction to quench my nerves”
not sure what i am going to do
i am an indecisive pussy with no ambition or initiative
will probably just get water from the sink
will probably pussy out ‘like a faggot’ and just get water from the sink
Bottled Water pt. 2
Deer Park – no ‘concrete idea’ of what deer park tastes like. feel like the bottle looks normal / bad. i think the water is of medium – low quality. feel like “deer park” is a terrible name for a bottled water company. feel like they don’t sell “deer park” in single bottles, maybe.
Nestle – i think i remember really liking nestle brand water. feel like it tastes fresh and pure, maybe. unsure if this is the same nestle that makes chocolate. interesting combo, if so. bottle design seems innovative and good. unsure if “nestle” is owned by coca cola. pretty sure it is.
Aquafina – seems like i hate aquafina. feel like the water tastes ‘dense’ or dirty. tastes really bad. unsure why anyone would choose to drink aquafina water over other bottled beverages.
Disani – owned by coca cola. don’t normally drink coca cola products for ‘socio-political’ reasons. feel like the quality of water is low. bottle seems ‘unwieldy’. they sell disani at work in one liter bottles. wtf is up with that?!?
Evian – feel like i have only seen this brand in hotel mini bars. have maybe never tasted ‘evian’. seems really weird, imho.
Sam’s Choice Purified – really like this brand. seems to taste clean and fresh. bottle seems ‘unwieldy’, but taste makes up for it. name seems to portray a stirring sense of self awareness. unsure if this is a marketing technique or ‘simply’ lazy on “sam”s part. do they have "sams choice purified" in your city/state/country??
SUMMARY – nestle seems to be ‘by far’ the best choice if one is going to drink bottled water produced by major corporations. i think “target” has a generic brand that tastes pretty good. just remembered that. aquafina seems really bad. causes cancer, maybe. unsure. feel like it would cause [something] to happen if drunk on a regular basis. over n out.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Two Promotional Videos [and more!] Re: 'think tank for human beings in general'
this morning i worried about my face, among other things
you use the word ‘beautiful’ to describe things
and i derive meaning by connecting things in my brain with other things in my brain
it feels important to read ~6 or 7 non-fiction books per year
about like, the atrocities of power or man or world war two or something,
in order to have a more encompassing range of things in your brain
to connect with other things in your brain
you think i am ugly because of something someone has taught you
i feel worried and anxious and depressed because of something
in my brain connecting with something else in my brain,
which is not my brain, but is chunks of
your brain, adolf hitler’s brain, gene simmon’s brain, albert einsteins brain,
et. al.
while listening to a song by the mountain goats today, i felt
overcome with ‘beauty’ and i felt a tear on my face
doing schoolwork can relieve depression and
today i felt less lonely because of
the square root of two ‘over’ two
being the sin of the radian
pi ‘over’ four
being able to dominate abstract mathematical hierarchies gives purpose to my life
what am i doing
drinking an iced soy latte
order info: paypal $3.00 to jordancastroisthepresident@gmail.com
or
e-mail me and ask for my address to send cash
thank you
Sunday, November 1, 2009
'Really "Fucking High" on Coffee'
after drinking a lot of coffee
my eyes are wide
face seems really alert
feel really aware of heartbeat / surroundings
just envisioned myself as a koala in a tree or something
‘scoping out the scene’ in a really alert manner
feel like i am crouched ('perched’) but am not crouched ( or ‘perched’)
seems really good
feel like if i randomly encountered one of my teachers in public right now, i would outwardly express ridiculous amounts of joy / happiness towards them
feel really accepting of 'the human condition', in general
am imagining every person i see without a shirt / ‘waving their arms like a gorrilla’ / screaming “i need it”
seems like i want to ‘party boy’ someone
i have 360 dollars in my pocket that i am going to deposit into the bank
can i ‘sneakily expand’ into all corners of the blogosphere and dominate
hehe
seems really fking sweet
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