just felt an uncontrollable urge to drink bottled water
like, a “dank ass bottle of water to settle my nerves”
like, “small scale environmental destruction to increase power levels and quench my
fucking thirst”
like, a “dank ass bottle of destruction to quench my nerves”
not sure what i am going to do
i am an indecisive pussy with no ambition or initiative
will probably just get water from the sink
will probably pussy out ‘like a faggot’ and just get water from the sink
Bottled Water pt. 2
SUMMARY – nestle seems to be ‘by far’ the best choice if one is going to drink bottled water produced by major corporations. i think “target” has a generic brand that tastes pretty good. just remembered that. aquafina seems really bad. causes cancer, maybe. unsure. feel like it would cause [something] to happen if drunk on a regular basis. over n out.
like, a “dank ass bottle of destruction to quench my nerves”
not sure what i am going to do
i am an indecisive pussy with no ambition or initiative
will probably just get water from the sink
will probably pussy out ‘like a faggot’ and just get water from the sink
Bottled Water pt. 2
Deer Park – no ‘concrete idea’ of what deer park tastes like. feel like the bottle looks normal / bad. i think the water is of medium – low quality. feel like “deer park” is a terrible name for a bottled water company. feel like they don’t sell “deer park” in single bottles, maybe.
Nestle – i think i remember really liking nestle brand water. feel like it tastes fresh and pure, maybe. unsure if this is the same nestle that makes chocolate. interesting combo, if so. bottle design seems innovative and good. unsure if “nestle” is owned by coca cola. pretty sure it is.
Aquafina – seems like i hate aquafina. feel like the water tastes ‘dense’ or dirty. tastes really bad. unsure why anyone would choose to drink aquafina water over other bottled beverages.
Disani – owned by coca cola. don’t normally drink coca cola products for ‘socio-political’ reasons. feel like the quality of water is low. bottle seems ‘unwieldy’. they sell disani at work in one liter bottles. wtf is up with that?!?
Evian – feel like i have only seen this brand in hotel mini bars. have maybe never tasted ‘evian’. seems really weird, imho.
Sam’s Choice Purified – really like this brand. seems to taste clean and fresh. bottle seems ‘unwieldy’, but taste makes up for it. name seems to portray a stirring sense of self awareness. unsure if this is a marketing technique or ‘simply’ lazy on “sam”s part. do they have "sams choice purified" in your city/state/country??
SUMMARY – nestle seems to be ‘by far’ the best choice if one is going to drink bottled water produced by major corporations. i think “target” has a generic brand that tastes pretty good. just remembered that. aquafina seems really bad. causes cancer, maybe. unsure. feel like it would cause [something] to happen if drunk on a regular basis. over n out.
fck joe! fuckig fricking dank ass shit, thanks!
ReplyDeletei think i've seen lots of "sam's choice" products
ReplyDelete(in both mexico and san diego)
nestle water didnt taste like water to me because when i tried it i was thinking "chocolate?" but then i tasted not chocolate.
ReplyDeletefaggots pussy out and drink UN-PURIFIED sink water. please tell me you didnt.
a “dank ass bottle of water to settle my nerves”
ReplyDeletefunny
damn, no poland spring? that's my favorite bottled water
ReplyDeleteyour aqua omniscience is mighty insightful
ReplyDeleteevian is for people who blame their farts on the dog
dasani puts sodium in their water so you'll feel thirsty and want to drink more of it
ReplyDelete@sam, ana, mallory, i ate a gross calzone. just now. made it at work.
ReplyDelete@chris, sup
@david, couldn't remember if it was 'poland springs' or 'oakland springs' / damn
@p. edward, hehe
@tomhanks, interesting / seems like 'all the more reason' to h8 disani / might use this as a 'conversation piece' next time i am in a social situation