Things I Did Today / Haiku's

Stuff

- looked in the mirror for about 27 seconds after showering, making 'strange' and 'unnatural' faces, followed by a freestyle rap to myself about "my ill flow".

- sat down on my bed before putting on my underwear, in order to dry my buttcheeks and thighs. had slightly heated debate with myself as to whether or not this was 'gross'.

- honestly 'talked myself through' a poop that seemed 'life threatening'. i said "damn, this will make you tough," in my mind.

- after looking in the mirror at school, i 'moonwalked' away from the mirror. then i walked back to the mirror, and pulled my shirt up very quickly. then i walked away normally.

- while taking a 'risky' left turn at a four way intersection, i thought, in all sincerity, "you go, badass motherfucker. you can do this." or something close to that. i then had a strong desire to wear my sunglasses. it was not sunny outside.

- i imagined getting a blowjob at least 3 or 4 times today. i imagined sex once or twice. i imagined hand holding once or twice. i imagined kissing three times. i thought 'what if i was drunk right now' ten - one hundred times.
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HIGHKU's

Steven Perrino
the places you maybe go
just like the bathroom

Ron Weasely is weird
Rob Weasely is also weird
if he was alive